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Free printable funny valentines for adults

Free Printable Funny Valentines for Adults

Looking for a way to say “I love you” this Valentine’s Day without those gas station roses and crowded restaurants? Are you a champion of love? Are you 100% single and 100% loving it? Yes, yes, yes?!? Shoebox has you covered with these free printable funny valentines for adults! Download them all below and spread the love this Valentines’ Day.

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Real Life Coupons  

If you’re a couple who values the little things, like proper toothpaste squeezing or the special value of listening to your partner’s work stories, then break out the scissors and leave these hilarious coupons for your loved one to find.  There’s even a blank coupon design for you to DIY! Get as creative as you want and watch the sparks fly!

Sexy Awards  

Calling all champions! If the love of your life (or the love of your last five minutes) charms the pants off you, celebrate their awesomeness with these funny, sexy awards! With accolades like “Good at Sex Things” and “World’s 3rd Best Kisser”, you can gift these to your hot love monkey or save them all for yourself and impress everyone you know. Just print these badges, cut ‘em out, and you can have an award ceremony in your very own bedroom. There’s no better way to keep the romance alive!

Funny Valentines for Single People  

Sometimes love stinks. Who needs a holiday all about gross romance when you’ve got your awesome self to celebrate? If you or your friends are feeling less ooh-la-la and more womp-womp, print out these funny anti-Valentines for all the singles in your life. Rejoice in the fact that “you’re your own damn Valentine” or that you didn’t settle for a super-weirdo. Just cut these out, hand them to a friend (or hoard them all yourself) for some Galentine’s fun.