Free printable funny valentines for adults
Looking for a way to say “I love you” this Valentine’s Day without those gas station roses and crowded restaurants? Are you a champion of love? Are you 100% single and 100% loving it? Yes, yes, yes?!? Shoebox has you covered with these free printable funny valentines for adults! Download them all below and spread the love this Valentines’ Day.
Inspired? Create and share by tagging @hallmarkstores.
Real Life Coupons
If you’re a couple who values the little things, like proper toothpaste squeezing or the special value of listening to your partner’s work stories, then break out the scissors and leave these hilarious coupons for your loved one to find. There’s even a blank coupon design for you to DIY! Get as creative as you want and watch the sparks fly!
Sexy Awards
Calling all champions! If the love of your life (or the love of your last five minutes) charms the pants off you, celebrate their awesomeness with these funny, sexy awards! With accolades like “Good at Sex Things” and “World’s 3rd Best Kisser”, you can gift these to your hot love monkey or save them all for yourself and impress everyone you know. Just print these badges, cut ‘em out, and you can have an award ceremony in your very own bedroom. There’s no better way to keep the romance alive!
Funny Valentines for Single People
Sometimes love stinks. Who needs a holiday all about gross romance when you’ve got your awesome self to celebrate? If you or your friends are feeling less ooh-la-la and more womp-womp, print out these funny anti-Valentines for all the singles in your life. Rejoice in the fact that “you’re your own damn Valentine” or that you didn’t settle for a super-weirdo. Just cut these out, hand them to a friend (or hoard them all yourself) for some Galentine’s fun.
Download our free printable funny valentines for adults
You may also like
See more-
Keepsake Ornaments An epic adventure for your tree 🧙🏻♂️
Relive some of your favorite moments from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring™ with this Keepsake Ornam...
-
Keepsake Ornaments What a great little tree! 🎶🎄
This little tree has a LOT going for it. And just like the one in "A Charlie Brown Christmas," this Peanuts® ShowTopp...
-
Keepsake Ornaments Childhood nostalgia incoming! 🥰
This incredible Keepsake Ornament depicting scenes from the classic poem, "A Visit from St. Nicholas," will take you ...
-
DaySpring Six Scriptures for spiritual rest this summer
A recipe for a relaxing summer afternoon: the sun’s warming rays, a cool drink, something good to read, a comfortable...
-
Keepsake Ornaments A carousel fit for a princess 👸
A Disney Princess, that is! Cinderella, Jasmine and Ariel are riding in high style on this gorgeous, gilded carousel...
-
Keepsake Ornaments Mini tree, big pew-pew energy ✨
Immerse yourself in intergalactic adventure with a mini tree that's filled with Star Wars™ fun. From the Mini Star Wa...
-
Keepsake Ornaments Soar to new holiday heights with Disney Dumbo 🐘
First in the Disney Parks Memories series, this Keepsake Ornament is inspired by the original 1955 facade of the clas...
-
Mahogany Making new summer memories
When I think about summer and friendship together, my mind immediately goes back to one particular day in college. I ...
-
Keepsake Ornaments Avast mateys, here be pirates 🏴☠️
So it's pirates yer lookin' for, is it? Well, ye've stumbled upon a veritable treasure trove! Relive the swashbuckl...
-
Keepsake Ornaments Hear that? It’s the sound of Millennial nostalgia! 🎮
Video games were a huge part of growing up for lots of Millennials. This PlayStation™ Keepsake Ornament perfectly cap...
-
Keepsake Ornaments A new release with heirloom vibes 😍
Watch Keepsake Ornament Artist Jake Angell debut his newest masterpiece: the first in the Hallmark Artchives-inspire...
-
DaySpring Meet the DaySpring contributors
The DaySpring Writing Community is where women of different ages, life stages, cultural backgrounds and church tradit...
-
DaySpring The season for "letting-go hugs"
When I wrapped my oldest child in my arms, I attempted to direct every iota of love, hugs and care into the gesture, ...
-
Mahogany You are already so beautiful, Sis
I was in that place where women go on the weekend to get their hair cut and colored, to cover the roots and dye the g...
-
Parties & Entertaining How to host a puzzle exchange party: tips, themes and swap ideas
Three wonderful words have taken 2026 by storm: puzzle exchange party! A puzzle exchange party is exactly what it sou...
-
Mahogany This summer, I don't want to rush
This summer, I don’t want to rush. I want to laugh a little louder, move a little slower and allow myself the space t...
-
DaySpring When frustrations come, don't overlook the blessings
I take many things for granted. In fact, I've forgotten just how much the amenities of modern life have revolutionize...
-
Keepsake Ornaments Santa’s on his way to Keepsake Ornament Premiere…will you be there? 👀
July is prime vacation time for Santa, but he's happy to take some time out of his busy lounging schedule to head to ...
-
Summer Christmas in July stocking stuffer ideas: easy, fun summer gifts
There’s nothing like a merry little Christmas in July celebration to break the monotony of summer. But it feels like ...
-
Christmas Keepsake Hot Takes: 10 new Keepsake Ornaments that deserve to be added to your “must-have” list ASAP
We can all agree that summer is officially the start of the Christmas season, right? Summer means Christmas cookies ...