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Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes You’ll Both Love

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

A sense of humor makes you more attractive—that’s just science. So we rounded up some funny Valentine’s Day quotes from our professional (and very sexy) humor writers to help you put your feelings into words. We’ve got your punny, your silly, your straightforward, and your high-quality dog humor love quotes. Scroll down, click and save, and copy and paste into an email or text or DM to your Special Friend, and see? You’re better looking already.

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“When you have a way with words” funny Valentine’s Day quotes  

In queso you didn't know, you're awesome - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome.

I love the hell outta you - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

I love the hell outta you.

You're the greatest - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

You’re the gratest.

I love you THIS much! It's more than you think - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

I love you THIS much! (It’s more than you think.)

Is this a box filled with bacon? Yep. God, I love you. - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

Is this a box filled with bacon? Yep. God, I love you.

You're like the red, lacy thong in a drawer full of granny panties - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

You’re like the red, lacy thong in a drawer full of granny panties.

I worship the ground you poop on - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

I worship the ground you poop on.

You are the rainbow sprinkles in a sea of glazed- Funny Valentine's Day Quote

You are the rainbow sprinkles in a sea of glazed.

“When you’re obviously made for each other” funny Valentine’s Day quotes  

I love you because you're exaclty like me and I'm the best.- Funny Valentine's Day Quote

I love you because you’re exactly like me and I’m the best.

Us weirdos were made for each other - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

Us weirdos were made for each other.

Ah love animals - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

Ah, love!

You're sweet! You're hot - Funny Valentine Quote

You’re sweet! You’re hot!

Nice buns. You too - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

Nice buns. You too.

You are my favorite- Funny Valentine's Day Quote

You’re my favorite.

I love your long neck dinosaur - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

I love your long neck. I love your short arms.

“When you know what you like” funny Valentine’s Day quotes  

Sometimes lovebirds decide to just be casual sex birds- Funny Valentine's Day Quote

Sometimes lovebirds decide to just be casual sex birds.

You want some of this - Funny Valentine Quote

You want some of this? You know you do!

When It's Valentines Day meme - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

when it’s valentines day and your wiener is hopeful

Yes to love No to pants- Funny Valentines Quote

Yes to Love. No to Pants.

You. Booze. Neflix. - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

You. Booze. Neflix.

You are giving me wood right now! Yes, I am - Funny Valentine Quote

You are giving me wood right now! Yes, I am!

Human Style Lovemaking Dogs - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

Human style again? What is it with you and human style?

Wanna grind- Valentine shareable

Wanna grind?

“When you put the fun in dysfunction” funny Valentine’s Day quotes  

Am I fat? No. Love me? Yes - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

Am I fat? No. Am I fat? No. Am I fat? No. Am I pretty? Yes. Am I fat? No. Am I fat? No. Love me? Yes. Am I fat? No.

Dysfunctional Valentine Conversation Hearts - Funny Valentine's Day Quote

Dysfunctional Valentine conversation hearts

Good for one thing I said I wasn't going to do anymore - Funny Valentine Quote

Good for one thing I said I wasn’t going to do anymore.

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