Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes You’ll Both Love
A sense of humor makes you more attractive—that’s just science. So we rounded up some funny Valentine’s Day quotes from our professional (and very sexy) humor writers to help you put your feelings into words. We’ve got your punny, your silly, your straightforward, and your high-quality dog humor love quotes. Scroll down, click and save, and copy and paste into an email or text or DM to your Special Friend, and see? You’re better looking already.
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“When you have a way with words” funny Valentine’s Day quotes
In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome.
I love the hell outta you.
You’re the gratest.
I love you THIS much! (It’s more than you think.)
Is this a box filled with bacon? Yep. God, I love you.
You’re like the red, lacy thong in a drawer full of granny panties.
I worship the ground you poop on.
You are the rainbow sprinkles in a sea of glazed.
“When you’re obviously made for each other” funny Valentine’s Day quotes
I love you because you’re exactly like me and I’m the best.
Us weirdos were made for each other.
Ah, love!
You’re sweet! You’re hot!
Nice buns. You too.
You’re my favorite.
I love your long neck. I love your short arms.
“When you know what you like” funny Valentine’s Day quotes
Sometimes lovebirds decide to just be casual sex birds.
You want some of this? You know you do!
when it’s valentines day and your wiener is hopeful
Yes to Love. No to Pants.
You. Booze. Neflix.
You are giving me wood right now! Yes, I am!
Human style again? What is it with you and human style?
Wanna grind?
“When you put the fun in dysfunction” funny Valentine’s Day quotes
Am I fat? No. Am I fat? No. Am I fat? No. Am I pretty? Yes. Am I fat? No. Am I fat? No. Love me? Yes. Am I fat? No.
Dysfunctional Valentine conversation hearts
Good for one thing I said I wasn’t going to do anymore.
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